Laziest Gag Character
Daisuke

Backstory
Dai grew up an orphan, his father dying in a bar fight and his mother during childbirth. From birth to year ten he spent his years in the orphanage, however at ten years old he ran away and survived in the wilderness. It was there he encountered a spirit who offered him unlimited power in exchange for his drive. Once he turned sixteen he was introduced swordsmanship by a wandering samurai. Dai instantly picked it up as he had become a prodigy however the power began going to his head and he would abuse his it by robbing and murdering at will. This would continue until Dai became twenty, his infatuation with power waning with age. From twenty to his current age, twenty three he wandered, no home, no job, but he makes the best of it.
Appearance
Daisuke has naturally wavy hair, which causes him no end of distress. His silvery-blue hair is in a perpetually messy state. He has red “dead fish eyes”, which are called such because they are nearly always half-lidded. He is a very handsome young man with fair skin and a fairly muscular build despite the number of sweets he eats.
His standard outfit consists of a white yukata with a blue swirl pattern on the bottom and at the end of the sleeves, worn so that his arm only goes through the left sleeve and the right half droops down over his obi. Underneath, he wears a black red-lined shirt with a popped collar and black pants. He also wears knee-high black boots, buckled at the top and above his foot, which appear to add about half an inch to his height.
During the winter, he will sometimes wear a haori, thicker kimonos, or more layers of various colors as well as scarves.
Abilities
Dai is a GAG CHARACTER—!!
All his physical attributes are well beyond superhuman. He has mastered swordsmanship to the point of being able to fight with just a plain twig. Anything he tries doing will be perfected instantly, regardless if it’s not compatible with him such as magic and other abilities not typical of regular humans.
However this doesn’t mean he can’t be defeated. Given that his drive is gone he tends to just give up on fights if they can hit hard enough.